Why do a man Lies ????

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver

axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

                       

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?""Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up withJennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with CatherineZeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,'and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time."The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason !!

Stock pimps as news of SIR ALEX FERGUSION RETIREMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Alex Ferguson is worth $142m to Manchester United, according to the US stock market. The club's shares fell 4.75% to $17.88 in early trading when the New York market opened a few minutes ago, as investors had their first chance to react to the news of Ferguson's retirement. Despite the $142m fall the club is still worth more than $2.9bn.

Joshua Raymond, chief market strategist at City Index said: "The club must make the announcement of Ferguson's replacement quickly. Uncertainty breeds nervousness and typically results in downward pressure on share prices.

"If shareholders needed an excuse to take their profits off the table, they got it this morning. But will the news impact long term shareholders who bought into the share price on the club's commercial prospects at this stage? I don't think so. Those selling Man Utd’s shares price today will do so out of fear and uncertainty.”

United's shares floated in New York last August at $14 each. In September they hit a low of $12 but have rallied as the club performed well on and off the pitch, winning the Premier League with games to spare and recently reporting a near 32% rise in revenues for the third quarter.

Sir Bobby Charlton has been speaking about his favourite Sir Alex Ferguson.

He is such a fantastic manager. Everything he has done has been fantastic. He is a sensational person in every form and I am really delighted for him. I am a director but I hardly do anything because we are winning all the time and it is all down to Sir Alex Ferguson. He would get up in the middle of the night and travel 300 miles if he thought there was a school boy that he could sign. He loves the game and we at the club have had nothing to do really. He has made his decision on various grounds like (because of) his family and because of the hip operation he will have this summer."

At last rawmeswaits.bogspot.com# Bye bye Sir ALEX......Salute.

Life cOmPLicATeD enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 You cant do anything about the length of your life, but you can do somthing about its width and depth. Its an over going marathon, yet no one knows where it finishes line. We just keeprunning and running, hoping we still have a long way to go. We do whatever we can to prolong the run, but somtimes despite our efforts, the marathon is cut short. So many of us are only concerned about the distance we are travelling, we lose focus of what's going on during the run. And this is the important part, so take advantage. Stretch some personal boundaries, work outside of your comfort zone, try something new. There will be bumps along the road, shortcuts, and the paths that lead into dead ends. These are all parts of the journey, how you deal with them will determine where you go in life. REMENBER, WE DONT ALWAYS DETERMINE THE DISTANCE, BUT WE CAN DETERMINE THE PATH TOO. ITS'S MY LIFE.

Never be less to live..love...laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Human Attitude................

 Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel. Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life

 Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.

“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'”

Ma mare pani mero desh bachi rahos................

A thoughtful mind, when it sees a Nation's flag, sees not the flag only, but the Nation itself; and whatever may be its symbols, its insignia, he reads chiefly in the flag the Government, the principles, the truths, the history which belongs to the Nation which belongs to the Nation that sets it forth."

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